virtual movie making with Steve and Barry – I thought my brain hurt when I was trying to write my thesis – but a day with these two’s finished me off completely!!
Here are a few random comments (in no particular order!)
Steve, my world’s going round
Yes I’ve been around the block a few times as well
Hang on, I’m going to beam you both up
Hell Steve, Miss Shanon’s lost in Kirth Hax’s private quarters!
Bugger it; I’m going to abandon ship!
No no – don’t do that, you need to go back to the hangar
Just click on your wall. Now go and get another bloody spaceship!
This is a different ship – I’m not used to it.
Oh for f**** sake!
Steve, I’ve let Mark 2 drop off the edge of the building
F*** it – can’t I get some decent staff to work with: poets and bloody parish councillors – other people get professionals – what do I get, bloody poets and parish councillors!!
Where am I?
Did you go up in that lift?
You must have gone up in the lift
I don’t even know how to open the lift doors!
Steve, there’s no stuff coming out
That’s nice, I came past its nose
Tell Charlie I’m coming
I’m out of it
I can’t go any further back Steve
You’ve backed into a wall for God’s sake
The lift’s gone
What do you mean – gone!
What am I doing down here?
Steve! Steve, who’s this blond girl with the short white skirt
Dunno – go and talk to her
C***** have you forgotten how to walk already!
She’s winking at me now
Do what? – Where’s she come from?
Dunno, it’s someone’s attavar from somewhere else in the world –
do you realise, Maureen, you’re communicating with someone else somewhere else in the world
Don’t like it!
Steve! I’m floating round and round in the clouds again
Get back to the bloody hangar
How – oh yes I remember
Ah! I’ve entered a black hole
Steve, how do I turn round?
C***** A******* I leave you alone for two minutes and you forget how to turn round! I said walk towards me – why have you stopped!
I didn’t stop – look I still have my finger on the button – I have, haven’t I Barry!
F*** – Try it now
Does it matter if I keep walking and knock you down?
I’d rather you didn’t,
OK, I’ll try not to
I’ve got a black one now – don’t like it as much as my other one
Yes but it has plumes – it will be better
Like my other one better. Can I try and get one from the other pod? Ah it’s blue this time – that’s better
For C*****’* sake!
Do I press teleport now Steve?
Steve! Do I press teleport now?
Do what the F*** you like!
Why am I walking like this?
We haven’t animated your walk properly yet
Look it’s really coming down now, I’ll never get up the bank.
Hang On, I’ll change the weather
No, I mean, it’s really coming down now – look
I said, hang on, I’ll change the F****** weather
No! No! look outside; the snow – the real world, I mean the real world
F*** – Abandon ship!