(after Horace Ode 1:21 Dianam tenerae)
Girls, don’t be scared to fantasise, sex sells,
you boys as well, erotica is hot.
Use basic instinct: that’s what hits the spot.
Young women watch Madonna light the stage.
She revels in her form, gets in your head
to stir things up that otherwise were dead.
Lads, why not take the pop stars as your models?
Their stubbled sex appeal is ripe for books.
Arouse with rhyme what Robbie does with looks.
Those two could break your block, stuff empty words
with promise, give your editors a ball
and drive the weakling-writers to the wall.